As noted, the Hustler content is among the best in the world for both beautiful nude women (raunchier than Playboy) as well as good hardcore fucking. It was difficult for even a pro like Rodney to tell what all was included with membership. Jumping into the Barely Legal portal, we found that you basically get the same material online as found in the print version, including the articles, humor, letters, and pictorials. Each issue of BL offers 10 cutiepie girls with bright smiling faces, often shown in garb designed to emphasize a girl's youth and entice the dirty old men like Rodney. With each photoset, you get a paragraph about the model in which she tells you how she loves Jesus while she pulls her ass cheeks apart for the camera. As with the print version of Hustler, the photos are heavily produced with lots of contrast, which may or may not be to your liking. Personally, Rodney knows pussy is pink, but never has he seen it glow neon as they seem to here.
This is just the tip of the condom, as you also get access to the Hustler brand of movies such as the Ben Dover series and the Deep Inside series, featuring porn stars like Julie Meadows, Chloe, Stacey Valentine, Shayla La Veaux, Nikita, and Helen Duval. These movies may actually be newer releases and can only be streamed. The main reason we wanted to join barely legal (or so we thought), is that NOW you can FINALLY download all of the massive Hustler archives of material. This is a fairly new feature and is what prompted us to check it out. Here you have access to all the big titles such as Asian Fever, Cum Swappers, Desperate Housewhores, Mr. Beaver, Real College Girls, and Casting Couch. It sounds good doesn't it? We thought so, but we already know that Hustler just doesn't give a fuck about the web, so let's just move along.
The Hustler web portal is a technological nightmare. It is obvious that there are too many witches spoiling this obviously expensive brew. The entire site runs on Sun Java and probably resides on a series of servers that costs more than Rodney's house. With so much effort by major software developers to STOP pop-up windows, here is a site that uses nothing but. Photos can only be viewed within their applet-driven view window, which only works half the time. In addition, the developers went so far as to write their own (buggy) movie player. At this point, we still really wanted some of this name-brand porn and just mucked through it all. Dick in hand, we anxiously awaited the super-fast downloads of the high quality Hustler famous porn we were promised. Warning:DRM. The developers went through all the trouble to allow downloading of the material only to include DRM tech, which makes you enter a name and pass with every movie. So, basically, you can only watch the movies you just went to the trouble to save if you're a paying member. Even worse, the newer flicks are in widescreen and look totally distorted on Windows Media.
But still, it was some excellent porn. Videos are broken down by legitimate scenes (usually 5), which are about 150mb for 20 minutes of viewing each. The quality is certainly better than average and the action is always hot. One nuisance was that all the videos have the same file name, like clip 1, clip 2, etc ? so when you switch videos, remember to rename them to avoid overwriting ones you've already saved.
In summary, Hustler exists on the web due to its established name recognition. Their presence on the Net clearly shows that the technological hand of society forced them to do business this way, as they were more than content to keep printing pages until the world ran out of pussy. Their site has become almost unusable to the average Joe Blow who only gets on "that internet place" once a week. If you are not computer-savvy, avoid it at all costs. Other than that, if you have time to do more clicking than jacking, by all means check it out, as the source material here is a mother lode of good porn.
(Re-reviewed 3.06)
(Reviewed 09.07)
I can't believe this C minus site is rated this highly! What a crock! The only good thing about this site are the models (always fine) and the price (ten bucks) everything else - movies, technology, etc. is so bad, that even for ten dollars I thot it was a rip. I wrote to Larry Flynt to ask for my money back but didn't get a response. Think it was because of all the bad words and insults? Maybe I should have waited till I cooled down. Don't be a chump, skip this dated, piece of shit porn Hustle.
submitted by Big Dick Larry on 2006-02-05
A dead DRM site. RIP.
submitted by Harry on 2006-01-31
Waste of money, signed up this afternoon for the three day trial and half the links dont open, you have to allow pop-ups and it refused to work in firefox. Video quality is worse then an old VHS??? If people are going to pay to download video at least make it VHS quality at full screen not some crap resolution at 3/4 full screen. I have already cancelled subscription less then 12hrs later. Try getting a professional to create your web site and stop ripping people off.
submitted by Anonymous on 2006-01-15
Another DRM site. Another rip off!!!!
submitted by Anonymous on 2005-12-18
cannot view files offline or after sub expires. not a site I would resubscribe to.
submitted by Anonymous on 2005-11-21
Keep away. The downloads currently don't work at all, but nobody tells you before you sign up. Even when they do work, you can't keep them after your subscription ends. Nuts to Flynn.
submitted by Scriblerius on 2005-10-27
this site fell short of my expectations. first, it requires lowering of your security standards. then, the scenes are not that clear; everything looks blurred and dark. third, you can not run fast forwards or rewind; you have to see at their speed, cannot skip anything. the vhs videos available in the open market are of much better quality; i do not know why.
submitted by Anonymous on 2005-10-10
sorry nogood ripoff nav.????????????????? Can'tkeep downloads. BAD LARRY drop off........... submitted by Anonymous on 2005-07-05
I am a subscriber to Barely Legal magazine and I'm very happy with every issue. Beautiful young things pouring off of every page, it's great to have them on line as well. There's nothing sweeter than a young girls pussy!!
submitted by harryparatesties on 2004-12-04
Lovely stuff!
submitted by Asslover on 2004-05-04 — Posted By: Anonymous on 03.02.06
